You need this adorable "Too Magical for this Crap" unicorn mug because you, my friend, are WAY too magical for your 8-hour workday. Or changing poopy diapers. Or whatever else you're devoting your magical time to instead of jumping over rainbows or eating glitter.
Also: Ice cream unicorn. 'NUFF SAID.
MICROWAVE & DISHWASHER USE:
These are steel under enamel. So please don't use them in the microwave unless you want to create a localized lightning storm in your kitchen and pretend you're Harry Potter. Or Voldemort.
They are dishwasher safe and won't fade... though keep in mind that metal does rust, so any chips in the enamel will allow the steel underneath to rust if you put it in the dishwasher. But in general... dishwashing should be fine.